This just in: a new iPod shuffle! Neat, huh? Now if only it were real… But I think I’m at my iPod quota, so I shouldn’t even dream about more of them. Since I’m on the topic, though, here’s a real deal link to an iPod shuffle autopsy. Let’s all bow our heads for a moment in memory of the little fella that gave up its life for this experiment. Don’t worry, Tom Thumb, this will never happen to you.