Not sure if it’s because it’s Friday, or because I hate my day job right now (I’ve been reorganized and am feeling very much a victim of “The Man” and really want to run away and join the circus and become maybe a trapeze artist or a lion tamer but given the increasing amount of chin hair I have possibly the bearded lady might be the best fit), but I saw this in Gizmodo and decided I really need one of these. I feel sure it will appeal to Chuck with its gas-powered engine and all. Check out the Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Blender! And it’s ony $279!!