I heart Apple!! I heart Apple!! I heart Apple!! I heart Apple!!

How lame am I? Oh, and can I has iLife and iWork 09 now, please?

But where is the new Mac Mini we heard so much about on the rumor sites? Ours heard those rumors about its being replaced and crapped out completely day before yesterday. Seriously. Crapped out. Completely. Needs to be replaced crapped out. Did you hear me, Apple?