I was reading People magazine last night, and they mentioned something called the Neorest toilet and the fact that Wil Smith is a fan. The brief article also made mention of the fact that it was a toilet-paper-free toilet. What’s that you say?!? Well of course, I had to google that first thing this morning. And what do you know, the Neorest is made by none other than TOTO, my toilet heroes! Here it is, in all its glory: the Neorest 600! Omigod! Among its features: a butt-warming seat that can be managed from the wireless remote, an autoseat that opens as you approach (off topic aside: our friend Bev has an awesome kitchen garbage can that also opens as you approach. I want one of those, Chuck!), and a “washlet” that cleans and dries your butt, and for you old-fashioned folks who prefer to handle these things on your own, a manual override. Pinch me, I must be dreaming!