I was reading Dooce, and ran across a link to the most amazing service: a revolutionary testicular implant procedure for pets!
And in case you were wondering:
As Natural As Nature Intended…
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An Exact Replication…
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That last point relieved me. I was really, really concerned about the shape and feel, and I’m sure Fido and Fluffy would be, too. And check this out, for the low, low cost of $399/pair (because who could buy just ONE?!?) you can get an XL set of fake bull testicles!